"Her hair was deep red—not that horrid carrottop orange-red or the washed-out blond-red, but a dark, glossy auburn that fell in heavy waves well past her shoulders. Her body was, well, perfect. She wasn't thin like the freak girls who puked and starved themselves into what they thought was Paris Hilton chic."

Speaking as a member of a Cooperative wherein one member has blond-red hair (really quite dynamic in different lightings) and is naturally thin...I wish to register Murloc Rage at the suggestion that such a woman cannot be beautiful.

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