*shudder* My Inner Life is pure squick. At least HotS has less bile context (although how far Jones and Sparrow fall make this bile anyhow). Neither are for the faint of heart, sporking or no.
Steps to HotS: 1. Focus all attention on Captain Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, and Kate. Make them think about Kate all the time because they wuv her. 2. Ignore anybody else unless they're needed. Kate can pick up the slack, not to mention the script, and run with the ideas of others. 3. "Revise" the script of Deadman's Chest. 4. "Cut away" the flaws between Kate and her "twu wuv(s)". 5. ??? 6. Successful fail.
Re: Rambling ahead
Steps to HotS:
1. Focus all attention on Captain Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, and Kate. Make them think about Kate all the time because they wuv her.
2. Ignore anybody else unless they're needed. Kate can pick up the slack, not to mention the script, and run with the ideas of others.
3. "Revise" the script of Deadman's Chest.
4. "Cut away" the flaws between Kate and her "twu wuv(s)".
5. ???
6. Successful fail.
I really hate canon defilement...