You know, this Sue makes me upset for more than just tearing apart and burning canon (to put it politely). I have an OC that I made a long time ago (like before pirates were "cool" and PoC was only a Disneyland ride or a section in history) who sailed the seas and was able to hold her own in battle. Granted, the world she was in had a dash of fantasy tossed in there, but it was just enough to be woven into the world's history and keep belief suspended. This. This piece of fantasy dribble couldn't hold my attention for 5 seconds if it weren't for your sporking. I would seriously love to kick this Sue's rear end and teach her the meaning of character development. -_- ARRG!

Ahh well. Off to read the other chapters I skipped. My IQ drops with each one. As does my anger.