Because if the Sue actually had a live person to talk to, she couldn't angst about her SUFFERING in secret. Oh, and I'm still not certain who she's supposed to be set up as love interest for. Yeah, there's Blaise, but the fic is technically labeled as Harry/Voldemort...

I know! I hate it when Suethors rewrite Harry Potter and figure "this character slighted Harry in the slightest amount, I shall have my character be utterly merciless to them!" God only knows how Umbridge is getting through this, along with the Ministry of Magic. >_<

And I suspect that this suethor suffers from Stephenie Meyer syndrome. Only, instead of being allergic to the word "said", this one just can't use names. Gah!