But all of this revelation is just too much for Bree, and she wishes Diego was there to help her out. Because she's so dumb, she needs a man there to help her make sense of it all.
Theme of the series, ladies and gentlemen! Woman, without her man, is useless!
Damn, I like Fred. I'm also confused as to how he could possibly do anything evil. I mean... dude's name is Fred. Bree is a weird name, so I can buy her being a vampire pawn; Diego, for some reason, I associate with a dark side (possibly because of Godot/Diego Armando from Phoenix Wright); and Victoria is a pretty old name that resonates with infinite layers of potential.
But Fred? Not even Fredrick, which at least calls to mind royalty or knighthood or something like that, just Fred. I made a character named Fred once; he was a gelatinous alien who wore a sock on one of his stalk eyes. THAT IS THE LEVEL OF EVIL I ASSOCIATE FRED WITH.
So clearly, he's either going to manage to break away from the vampires, never to be heard of again, or get sucked into their pointless war and die a pointless death because Fred is not a unique enough name to warrant him living (or... whatever it is vampires do).
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Theme of the series, ladies and gentlemen! Woman, without her man, is useless!
Damn, I like Fred. I'm also confused as to how he could possibly do anything evil. I mean... dude's name is Fred. Bree is a weird name, so I can buy her being a vampire pawn; Diego, for some reason, I associate with a dark side (possibly because of Godot/Diego Armando from Phoenix Wright); and Victoria is a pretty old name that resonates with infinite layers of potential.
But Fred? Not even Fredrick, which at least calls to mind royalty or knighthood or something like that, just Fred. I made a character named Fred once; he was a gelatinous alien who wore a sock on one of his stalk eyes. THAT IS THE LEVEL OF EVIL I ASSOCIATE FRED WITH.
So clearly, he's either going to manage to break away from the vampires, never to be heard of again, or get sucked into their pointless war and die a pointless death because Fred is not a unique enough name to warrant him living (or... whatever it is vampires do).
I'll miss you, Fred!