Yeah, you should check her out. She's sporked all of the first book and this novella and is going through the second. Her sister, Mrs. Hyde, has sporked Midnight Sun. They both make some great points about the suckage. XD

I did see Eclipse. Surprisingly, there were a few things I liked, specifically that they removed the "Alice-kidnapped-Bella" bit and the Quil/Claire imprinting. Of course, it still was silly. My friend and I just sat in the back of the theater and made snarky comments the entire time. XD And now we can't wait to do the same for Breaking Dawn.

Where's this review of yours, incidentally? Sounds interesting.