It also strikes me as vaguely frightening how much 'Stouffer' sounds like 'Suethor'.

*nods in agreement* That Stouffer thought so makes sense, given that she wrote in Chapter Six that Pitter thought *checks back* Rah's hair was 'bee-you-ti-ful' like spun silk. The little brat was only a little brat, and he was already getting fawned over like Little Lord Fauntleroy. *spits* Then who's Zyn, eh? David Copperfield? No, wait. I hear David got a happy ending. Zyn, being the Designated Bad Guy, can't get one. Well, shit.