Yeah, this was meant to be a kid's story. Which means that after this... charming prologue, we get things like "Lemonade Lake" and a needless chapter about the antics of someone hard of hearing. Great, huh?

Yeah, Stouffer really played it up for all she could. I sporked an "interview" she did (she conveniently didn't say WHO the interview was with) on her website, and she spent most of that talking about how her own books teach Good, Wholesome values, and heavily implying that the Harry Potter books caused their fans to be Immoral Degenerates.