"Mikey(oblivious): Are you saying Peach should dress up like a ninja?
Mikey(normal): although that might help her a bit."

Well, any time when Peach fights, it doesn't require her to be all actiony. Jenna's fighting style requires her to jump and dodge and set stuff on fire.

"Mikey: Yet it is still a more healthy relationship than the one he has with the sue!"

Right.

"Mikey: Plot? WHAT PLOT!"

Indeed. XD