I enjoy this story in my own weird way. I love Zelda games and play them frequently, but I've gotten past being offended by this dribble. Now it's funny, mostly because it's so poorly-written and the Suethor is a deluded whiny waste of a human being. I'm glad Jenna failed so hard at this because honestly, if she didn't write it I imagine someone else would have eventually (the human race is capable of creating and/or perverting anything), and it might not have been as funny. These people like Jenna, Sephiroth's Slave, and SummonerYuna have a place in the world, and that is to give us something to laugh or shake our heads at, while at the same time weeping for humanity.