As you can see, I've SERIOUSLY been going over your archives...
You don’t just get contractions and then “poof”, out comes the baby
Madame Mervin's comment is quite correct. The Lurky-Murky Cooperative has proudly produced no fewer than three tadpoles, and in each case, the lady had been suffering very deceptive false-labor contractions for weeks. She grew really quite cross about not going into true labor, and each time announced that she wasn't going to the [censored censored] hospital unless she was swimming in amniotic fluid.
If true labor HAD set in, it would have been over before she'd decided to go.
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You don’t just get contractions and then “poof”, out comes the baby
Madame Mervin's comment is quite correct. The Lurky-Murky Cooperative has proudly produced no fewer than three tadpoles, and in each case, the lady had been suffering very deceptive false-labor contractions for weeks. She grew really quite cross about not going into true labor, and each time announced that she wasn't going to the [censored censored] hospital unless she was swimming in amniotic fluid.
If true labor HAD set in, it would have been over before she'd decided to go.