Do we really need two sex scenes in a single chapter? Even in PWP, that feels like overkill.

I washed my face and hands
Yeah, remember all the sinks you see in game? You're in a cottage. You want to wash your face, there's well outside. Maybe a pump, if you're lucky.

But then I remembered one thing, there was only one horse, Epona.
What happened to your Sue horse? Did you ride all the way out of the country on one horse? Poor Epona.

then booted Epona in the ribs
Stop kicking her! Yes, Link uses his legs to tell Epona to start moving, but the way LQ describes it makes it sound ten times worse than it is, and she does it every time they ride.

When it started to get dark,
So you went for a horse ride... then spent the entire day splashing in the water?

And on the day we were returning to Hyrule I couldn't wait to get back.
You mentioned at least two or three times about how sad you were that you'd have to return soon, and now you can't wait?
Why the rush, anyway? It's not like Link does anything, and you apparently decided all those places depending on you didn't actually matter if you could bone marry Link.