Oh, and I just realized some other inconsistencies (surprise, surprise)--Eleazar was a member of the Volturi before he met Carmen, right? So....he was serving willingly? No brainwashing? Wow--he's really compassionate. Then he meets Carmen and falls in love and wants to leave.

MEYER, YOU HAD ARO MURDER HIS OWN SISTER TO KEEP THE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS MARCUS AROUND. BUT HE WON'T BOTHER KEEPING SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY HAS A DECENT ABILITY????!!!!!!

*SCREAMS*