Not even that excuse works! Jane and Alec have their family bond as twins--yet they are just as devoted as the others!

Also, Marcus is three-thousand years old. Didyme was killed probably only 2500 years ago. But fortunately, Aro had CHELSEA to keep Marcus from killing himself! What? Didn't you know they had such modern names back then, and Jesus's unknown disciple Bob? *massive eyeroll*