"But yeah, I wonder what would happen if Shannon wound up surrounded by greco-roman/celtic dudes who were only around an average of 166-169 cm in height (sooo, 5' 51/2- 5'6?). Because that was the average height of the men in Herculaneum and Pompeii (which had varied nationalities, and should have similar lifestyles and diet). I'd honestly be cackling at her dismay."

I'd love it if Shannon went to a fantasy land based on ancient times and found it actually WAS like ancient times. But no, we're going to see that this is more or less "ancient times" in the same sense a hot woman in a sexy toga or whatever lounging by a fountain for a perfume commercial is.