/why does everyone constantly feel the need to paw Nora up?!?/
Because Fitzpatrick thinks that that’s flattering…? I don’t know.
/Patch is leaning against a refrigerator and has his baseball cap pulled down, because...I guess that just spells Bad Boy./
*snorts* You know, at least Meyer and Elkeles respectively gave Jacob and Alex motorcycles. And many people have assumed that Meyer had a very sheltered upbringing due to her books. So, is Fitzpatrick even more sheltered than Meyer is? I mean, at least Meyer of all people didn’t write that baseball caps and pool made someone “edgy.”
/You never felt you owed him civility when you were screaming at him for kissing Marcy!/
And this is the guy who ASSAULTED you and TRIED TO KILL YOU. You’re not obligated to show him “civility,” you’re obligated to report him to the police!
/It's always innuendo! That's the only thing this idiot knows to say!/
And yet for some reason, Fitzpatrick thinks that it’s “charming” or “thrilling.”
/“Staying the whole night?”/
Let’s see, she’s sitting down and has noted to the audience that her “legs are dangling” while saying this. Yeah, this couldn’t possibly be construed as her flirting with him, could it?
/His smile was bad-boy perfection/
*scornfully* Oh, bite me. Smiling like a shark or like a sleaze does not equal “bad-boy perfection,” you deluded loon.
/I hate his smug "I'm such a monster, you must want to kill me!" schtick/
So do I. Especially since this is usually what a VILLAIN says. Yes, Nora, your boyfriend is right up there with the Joker.
/Either Fitzpatrick forgot about all of that/
Given all of the inconsistencies in her books, I wonder if she did.
/ZeldaQueen: Elsa is not impressed by your bullhonkey/
*cheers* Go, Elsa! Freeze these idiots into solid ice, so that we won’t have to listen to them again!
/Takes a dark prince to know one/
Nora, I already had to read Clary’s idiocy of drawing Jace as a “dark prince.” Please stop.
/No, Fitzpatrick, this is not a way to make Nora seem Spunky and Independent!/
No, this makes her look like a childish, selfish, and manipulative twit. Yeah, making out with a guy just to make your ex jealous is SO mature. What was it that you were saying about you and Patch needing to act like adults, Nora?
/And what's wrong with him stepping in and giving her a warning, before she does something he thinks she'll regret?/
Oh, like getting involved with YOU? Yeah, it kind of ruins Patch’s “noble” intentions when you remember that he ASSAULTED NORA IN A HOTEL ROOM, SEXUALLY HARASSED HER IN FRONT OF EVEYRONE IN CLASS, AND TRIED TO KILL HER. He has NO room to talk about other guys being bad news, especially when there’s been no evidence that Scott is anywhere near Patch’s level of depravity!
This is like the Joker beating up the Creeper for daring to flirt with Harley Quinn. “Yes, Harley, don’t stick around with a maniac like that. Stick around with a maniac like ME!”
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Because Fitzpatrick thinks that that’s flattering…? I don’t know.
/Patch is leaning against a refrigerator and has his baseball cap pulled down, because...I guess that just spells Bad Boy./
*snorts* You know, at least Meyer and Elkeles respectively gave Jacob and Alex motorcycles. And many people have assumed that Meyer had a very sheltered upbringing due to her books. So, is Fitzpatrick even more sheltered than Meyer is? I mean, at least Meyer of all people didn’t write that baseball caps and pool made someone “edgy.”
/You never felt you owed him civility when you were screaming at him for kissing Marcy!/
And this is the guy who ASSAULTED you and TRIED TO KILL YOU. You’re not obligated to show him “civility,” you’re obligated to report him to the police!
/It's always innuendo! That's the only thing this idiot knows to say!/
And yet for some reason, Fitzpatrick thinks that it’s “charming” or “thrilling.”
/“Staying the whole night?”/
Let’s see, she’s sitting down and has noted to the audience that her “legs are dangling” while saying this. Yeah, this couldn’t possibly be construed as her flirting with him, could it?
/His smile was bad-boy perfection/
*scornfully* Oh, bite me. Smiling like a shark or like a sleaze does not equal “bad-boy perfection,” you deluded loon.
/I hate his smug "I'm such a monster, you must want to kill me!" schtick/
So do I. Especially since this is usually what a VILLAIN says. Yes, Nora, your boyfriend is right up there with the Joker.
/Either Fitzpatrick forgot about all of that/
Given all of the inconsistencies in her books, I wonder if she did.
/ZeldaQueen: Elsa is not impressed by your bullhonkey/
*cheers* Go, Elsa! Freeze these idiots into solid ice, so that we won’t have to listen to them again!
/Takes a dark prince to know one/
Nora, I already had to read Clary’s idiocy of drawing Jace as a “dark prince.” Please stop.
/No, Fitzpatrick, this is not a way to make Nora seem Spunky and Independent!/
No, this makes her look like a childish, selfish, and manipulative twit. Yeah, making out with a guy just to make your ex jealous is SO mature. What was it that you were saying about you and Patch needing to act like adults, Nora?
/And what's wrong with him stepping in and giving her a warning, before she does something he thinks she'll regret?/
Oh, like getting involved with YOU? Yeah, it kind of ruins Patch’s “noble” intentions when you remember that he ASSAULTED NORA IN A HOTEL ROOM, SEXUALLY HARASSED HER IN FRONT OF EVEYRONE IN CLASS, AND TRIED TO KILL HER. He has NO room to talk about other guys being bad news, especially when there’s been no evidence that Scott is anywhere near Patch’s level of depravity!
This is like the Joker beating up the Creeper for daring to flirt with Harley Quinn. “Yes, Harley, don’t stick around with a maniac like that. Stick around with a maniac like ME!”