Omg, Stick sent me HOWLING with laughter. Best shit I've read all day. I can totally see South Park taking that idea and running with it.

I want that on a shirt or something "I am Team Stick." Fuck team Patch or Scott, or Edward or Jacob, or Whoever the fuck Zoey's boyfriend is this chapter, or even Peeta or Gale. I'M TEAM STICK.

I mean that with the most sincerest seriousness. I want that t-shirt like right now.