"This bizarre fascination with pool that Mrs. Parnell has makes me think of the Cast sisters and their weird anti-pot fetish"

O_o That's actually a rather accurate comparison, especially since it's not just one weird person who has that opinion. Nora and her mother were both cringing and shaking at the idea of admitting that Patch - le gasp - plays pool. Sounds just like Stevie Rae and the Twins joining in on the anti-pot rants.

Yeah, it doesn't come across as parody or satire so much as Meyer soapboxing that people only don't like the Cullens because they don't give them a chance. -_-