"Oh, Lord, I was right - Jacob *has* been turned into a male version of Bella Swan! He's practically her clone in terms of personality."

I know. I think Meyer's only capable of characters having one mold by way of romantic love interest.

And that "be a part of her life" thing will be coming back to haunt you. Hooo boy will it...

"I hated it when your English cousin, Catherine Earnshaw, did that, and I hate you for it now."

You know, it's hard to tell if Meyer actually knows that Wuthering Heights wasn't supposed to be a happy love story. On the other hand, she does have Bella say to Edward "I hope you don't end up like that. Everything in that book was Catherine's fault" or something like that. Yeah...

Thanks for reading!