http://aikaterini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] aikaterini.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] zelda_queen 2011-08-11 01:23 am (UTC)

/Or rather, "that Elliott creature", as Zoey calls him. Seriously, Cast ladies, who are you basing Elliot off of? What is it about him that makes him so revolting to your Sue? He looks and acts like the other red-eyed ghosts, but he's the only one Zoey refers to with disgust or as "that creature". That really makes Zoey look bitchy, I must say./

No, it makes her look like a disgusting and amoral sociopath. "Creature?" You're not even going to refer to him as a former human? Just "creature?" Nice to know that he's so abhorrent to you that you stoop to dehumanizing him. Dear Lord.

/Everyone starts making bad jokes about how dorky the movies are, because dur hur it's Star Wars./

...Guys, the Star Wars prequels have more class and dignity than the books you star in. The Star Wars *prequels.* Heck, "The Star Wars Holiday Special" has more class and dignity than this dreck!

/First, Shaunee asks Cole if he's into Princess Leia, and Cole makes a bad joke about how his taste in women is more "colorful" (because dur hur, Shaunee is black, get it?)/

*head-desk* Like midoriri said, I'm surprised that Shaunee didn't chew him out for that. Or maybe she knows that she's meant to be a stereotypical African-American girl and so she's resigned herself to being the butt of racial jokes.

/Erin replies with "Well, we know Princess Leia doesn't do it for you"./

How do you know that Luke or Han don't do it for him? Besides, since when did people only like Star Wars because they thought a certain character was attractive? I'm sure that plenty of heterosexual male Star Wars fans like the series for reasons other than "Princess Leia is so hot." And yes, thank you for once again bringing up that Jack and Damien are gay. -_-

/Speaking of the ghosts, she refers to Elliott as "gross" and the "weird nondead Elliott"./

*imagines Darth Vader Force-choking Zoey to death*

And "Heath Luck?" What is it with the names in this series?

On a happy note...PUPPY! *hugs*

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