He's probably the author then; most people would have at least accepted one of your arguments or at least have been a fan in a this is so bad it's strangely funny way, but this persons words reflect the creators view to such a high degree that I can't imagine it being anyone else...

A German Shepherd 'eh; awwww! German Shepherds are so cute!

Then again I find lots of things cute - snakes (always look like they are smiling), sharks (the same combined with just plan being nice looking animals), and even slugs (look at the way they move; it's actually fascinating).

I'm kinda an animal lover; although my favorite house pet is cats. It's just the way the carry themselves - so~ refined and intelligent like. A bit of mischievousness in the way they act too, but you know deep down inside they just love to cuddle- as long as it's on their own time... (obvious attempt to cheer you up- probably failing...)

It's also nice to know you'll be safe; although I doubt this person is that crazy, it's still nice to have some reassurance right.