Exactly! Anyone who's meant to look the slightest bit dark (kinda like me) we're all supposed to have some kind of agenda and be from the 'wrong side' or 'exotic and seductive' or whatever! Especially when this type of stereotypical character is trying to 'seduce' the clean-cut WASP-y girl and take a walk on the dark side (pun very much intended :P)

Please Patch, we don't need anymore douchy Italians in our culture. We're fine with the ones we already have at the moment (hello, Snooki! :P)