Vee, why don't you just hook up with Patch already? You're both selfish, you're both obnoxious, you both mock Nora for not wanting to get into trouble, and you both have her worst interests at heart. You deserve each other.

Dude...You're absolutely right. Why DON'T they hook up? Oh, right, I guess Patch wouldn't like having someone who isn't visibly upset by his sleazebag attitude. Knowing what we've seen of this Vee chick, she'd probably get off on it (I mean, more than Nora does. Nora at least tries to act offended sometimes; Vee would just start batting her eyelashes like a loony and actually find Patch's crap instantly attractive).