Ha! I love kippurbird! He (or she? o.O) is amazing and hilariously funny. I love his Eragon sporkings and I can't wait for the next one.

Ew, that's all the evidence I need to stay away. How can one not love their story?! With all of the time and effort a novelist has to put into their books I am not surprised that so many are control freaks. When you put so much time and energy and thought processes into something how can love not grow from that? It's just like...what's the point in not putting love and affection into it?