So Zoey goes and pulls out her Vamp Sociology textbook, which she reminds us was given to her because of her...bloodlust I guess, and how she nearly was put in a higher class but that would make her such a freak because being moved up a grade is for losers who are also dorks and probably smell bad. She also angsts because she should have been studying the book more regularly, but what with drinking her boyfriend's blood, flirting with a teacher, and allegedly reforming the Dark Daughters and doing her other homework, she hasn't had time. Poor her. Hermione Granger, she is not.

Oh please, I've barely seen Zoey give two shit about her work! And, of course, being smart is wrong and no girl should ever aspire to be a geek of any sprt because that is, like, soooo icky! >.<

Poor Erik. You know, I actually got the impression he liked girls that were smart…

Zoey pauses here, to muse "Well, hell! No wonder I'd had such a slutty reaction to Heath. Being turned on while I drank blood was programmed into my Changing genes". I...really don't have a lot to say to that.

Excuses, excuses… Oh, but if it were Aphrodite, god forbid, who was juggling three guys at once, we'd have to hear all about it from Zoey going all God-mode on us *rolls eyes* You were already a slut, Zoey! :P

You know, vampire propaganda might have actually been cool in this story, if that were the case, and Ferret was trying to force-feed it on all the students to brainwash them further. But, naturally, it's all human suck and we should just put up and shut up! Oh, and a story about Bram, Stoker defeating vampires and writing a book based on his experiences would have been cool, getting caught up in some thrall of an evil vamp temptress and all.

Zoey watches him toss and turn and then hears him murmur her name in his sleep. And after he says her name, he starts to play with himself, still in his sleep. I honestly wish I could say I was kidding by this point.

So… Kristin wrote this with her mum? Good times? *barfs*