You know what? The Kool-Aide Man is red. There's my answers. They make about as much sense as anything

Or "Vampires have 25 chromosomes" to quote Dan Bergstein.


I couldn't believe the bit with the ghosts. That was so fucking ridiculous. And in the film The Dutchman and The Pearl are separated by a ginormous whirlpool. How the fuck are they able to just suddenly move to and from both ships???