"And I can't even begin to tell you how grateful I am that you didn't put any of those song lyrics in your spork. Would have cost me hours of sleep, I just know it."

You're welcome! Actually, I must confess I was a bit lazy there. I was using a borrowed book, and was having a hard time typing and holding it open without bending the pages. So I couldn't quote as much ^_^; If memory serves, the "mugglebye" was lame but not as bad as the poem.