The Realm of Literacy

And then the King decided that, since his daughter was obviously never going to get married and I had married the Heor of time, I should become the Crown Princess with Link as the next King of Hyrule. Then Zelda said "Oh Jenna, you are so much wiser than me. You should have this. I bequeath it." "To thee." and gave me the Triforce of Wisdom. Then, the sky lit up as the Goddesses hame down from the heavens. " Oh my... Goddesses!" I exclaimed while L wrapped me in his strong arms and pushed me behind him with his strong arms of strength. The Goddesses looked at me and said "At last! Our sister who represents the empty space in the Triforce had returned to the land. Let us rejoice in her return and give her the crown of the Queen of the Heavens as she is the most powerful of all of us. And then everyone bowed to me and my wonderful husband as we kissed and had sex. Then Ruto, Malon and Zelda went far away and became nuns who mourned the loss of Link untill they all died in a fire of AIDs. The End...?