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ZeldaQueen: In which Coach continues to piss us off and we move into a slasher movie.

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...


In Which No Sense Is Made And Everything Is Pointless )
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ZeldaQueen: We continue on through Chapter 1, where we see the most bizarre homework assignment ever be used as an excuse to get the leading couple together.

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...

In Which This Insane Assignment Continues )
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ZeldaQueen: Time to continue onward, as the mysterious boy becomes infinitely more disturbing!

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...

In Which A Monster Attacks An Innocent Man (And Later Will Be Our Romantic Lead) )
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ZeldaQueen: Time to continue with this insanity, as we watch Nora try (and fail) to logic her way through things.

As a note - because of length issues, I had to move the start of this sporking to the end of Part 1 here. If you read Part 1 before this, please, please go back and read the end of it again.

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ZeldaQueen: All the same warnings as before, ladies and gentlemen! This chapter contains a detailed description of a twelve-year-old being strung up and forcibly stripped and tickled, while he makes it clear he doesn't consent!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, this is it! Part two of this horrible, horrible chapter. I have no idea what was running through Fitzpatrick's head when she wrote this. Maybe she noticed that the last few chapters weren't creepy enough and she needed to resolve that. I don't know. Let's just get this over and done with

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ZeldaQueen: ...Let's just get this over with.

Also. Before we begin, please be aware that this chapter depicts actions which depict acts of abuse, dominance, and near-rape. If this will potentially act as a trigger, please proceed with caution or skip the chapter entirely.


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ZeldaQueen: Well, it's high time we finished up with Gethesemane's batshittery. Here we go!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, there's the first part of this thing for you. Now on to the next

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ZeldaQueen: Alright. After that last bit, we still need to finish up the chapter. Not too much more to this one, folks. Let's go!

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ZeldaQueen: So yeah, as you all can see, I have inadvertently lied about finishing this tripe by Christmas. I hope you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I've been rather distracted by the shiny copy of 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors that I got. It's a great murder mystery and has multiple endings and me being the great survivalist I am, I've found three different ones which all end with my dying messily. Yeah. But I've heard that there's an ending where everyone survives, so I'm going to get that one if it kills me. Which it has, three times 

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ZeldaQueen: And here we are, ready for round two! We're joined by Zyn and Leah today, so let's give them a warm welcome!

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