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Yoinked from [livejournal.com profile] insanepurin, to make up for missing posting Marked last week. ^^;

Send me a character and I'll tell you:

My NOTP for them
My OTF (One True Friendship) for them
My OTP for them
My second choice pairing for them
My fluffy pairing for them
My angsty pairing for them
My favorite poly ship for them
My weirdest pairing for them

Fandoms: Legend of Zelda, Ace Attorney, Hetalia, Narnia, Detective Conan, Cyborg 009, Fruits Basket, Sailor Moon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and any other fandom I previously mentioned being into.

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Found from [livejournal.com profile] a_lovesuicide!

Give me a pairing/fandom and pick a trope from this list, and I'll write a drabble based on that combination.

Note: Fandoms I am into include Harry Potter, Hetalia, the Disney Princess movies, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Fruits Basket, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Ace Attorney, The Legend of Zelda, Sherlock, and The Chronicles of Narnia.

1. roaming the forest
2. pretending to be married
3. lowered lashes
4. a lost childhood memory
5. middle of the night in a castle
6. tell me a fable
7. a drop of lilac
8. the dark things you fear
9. entwined at dusk
10. underwater
11. a long time ago
12. blackest night
13. wraith
14. a cruel illusion
15. wicked truths

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From [livejournal.com profile] gehayi. Post the first lines of your last 21 fics.

Because I haven't written twenty-one fics, I'll just do the ones I have. ^^;

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Hello everyone, hope you've had a great Easter and days following! All of today's updates shall be in regards to the group sporking of City of Ashes.

First of all, there are a couple of people who still need to turn in the sporkings. If those folks could let me know how things are going, I'd much appreciate it. And, as always, be sure to check the list of sporkers to see if I've got your status right. If you sent me your sporking and I didn't put you down for it, let me know.

This leads us to our second order of business - final thoughts! Just like with City of Bones, all guest sporkers have the option of turning in a brief summing up of their final thoughts of the story. I shall re-post the rules, as stated last time:

As you guys know, I always put a final assessment at the end of every recap for published works. I had similar plans for City of Bones, but I was wondering if you guys had things of your own that you'd like to add in. It doesn't have to be a huge thing, but if you had a few thoughts on the writing or the characters or the plot or anything like that overall, just put down a few words on whatever it is. If you don't feel there's anything you want to add that's fine. This is just if any of you have something left that you want to say, or want to tie up your thoughts or opinions.

All I ask is for two things to be taken into consideration. The first is that you try to be concise and to the point. Yes, I realize that I'm one to talk, but this is meant to tie together everyone's final thoughts and be easy for people to get what's being said.

The second thing, which I really insist on, is that you be professional and constructive in your criticism. Again, this is the part where we set down our thoughts, snarkiness aside. It's the "But seriously" tagline to our Bum Review, if you will.

An example of what we DO NOT want: "OMG this book SUCKED! Clare is a hack who published fanfiction! I wanted to kill Jack with a piano! There was more bullshit in here than in the Agean stables! What the flip?"

An example of what we DO want: "While Clare did attempt to go for the Byronic hero arc type with Jace, she went too far and made him impossible to relate to. Furthermore, while her use of prose was descriptive, her analogies were rather far-reaching".

In addition, [livejournal.com profile] hoppytoad79 has brought up a very good idea for all who would like to participate. We've all pointed out how Jace (and most of the Shadowhunters, for that matter) are whiny, childish jerks, as opposed to the badasses that Clare intended for them to be. So this time, along with your final thoughts, bundle along someone who you think is a true badass! Just give a brief explanation as to who they are, and what they do that constitutes badassery, in your opinion!

In other news!

I ranted last time about Gabriel's Inferno, if you all recall. This time around, I acquired a copy of the newly-released Beautiful Bastard, which is yet another published fanfiction of Twilight (...really), from a fic known as The Office. I got as far as the second chapter, where Not!Edward rationalizes jumping Not!Bella's bones because she's so hot and tempting and just looks so great in the sexy secretary skirt Alice got for her that he just couldn't help himself, before I decided to leave it until I have more time. I fear my brain will melt, otherwise.

On a less infuriating note, updates for anyone who was interested in the Ghost Trick musical project I mentioned before! We now have our own forum, where we're working on the script and music! If any of you fine folks are interested in helping out and are musically inclined (I know you're out there! Don't be so modest!), by all means, drop on by!

(For any of you interested in helping out in the voice acting department, we're going to be holding auditions for that at some point after more of the script and music have been completed!)
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Yoinked from [livejournal.com profile] erikalyndis! Post five headcanons for any fandom, and as many fandoms as you like. If you can't pick a fandom then ask people for a fandom you should write about. If you are given a fandom to write about you should give one in return.
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ZeldaQueen: Well, it's high time we finished up with Gethesemane's batshittery. Here we go!

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ZeldaQueen: Hello, hello, hello! I found this thing via [livejournal.com profile] das_mervin and wanted to do it, so here it is! Shall we? I believe we shall!

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy-do, ladies and gents! Neil, as it turns out, is not the only Suethor to deliver extremely wanky quotes. I've been strolling around and have found a number of...charming quotes from our harlequin Suethor herself, Gethesemane Butler! This is actually going to be a two-parter, partly because her quotes get rather long and partly because there's one that must be sporked, but it really spoilers Ghosts of the Abyss, and it's a particular spoiler that I want you all to see in context, in it's horrific and disgusting glory. So it's going to be saved for part two, after the fic is done!

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ZeldaQueen: Alrighty, I found this via [livejournal.com profile] gehayi and it looked like fun, so here we go! The rules -

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ZeldaQueen: Right. This is one bit of idiocy that threw me for a bit of a loop. Warnings folks, this will have spoilers for the movie Tangled. If you want to read the original article, it's available here

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ZeldaQueen: Not so many laughs today, folks. Just chiming in with my own two cents on the Maura Kelly controversy, which has been getting a lot of attention elsewhere. I'll be off of my soapbox and back to tackling Sues shortly

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ZeldaQueen: I am writing this, not to be a big meanie head, but to give myself a chance to organize my thoughts in a nice rebuttal. Please no linking of this back, lest I hurt the author's feelings. This is not the entire essay, and you can read the entire thing here. This is just the points I had a specific response to. Hope I make sense.

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ZeldaQueen: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I made a horrible mistake. I actually ventured onto Neil's Yahoo group for his Hogwarts Exposed series. Now, I am in need of brain bleach.

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Dissections of Jack Chick Tracts
Unless otherwise noted, all sporkings are done by [livejournal.com profile] albion_witch at das_sporking". All links will lead to that community.
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