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ZeldaQueen: This is it, folks! The last hurrah! The home stretch! And to celebrate, we're joined once more by Link, Midna, and Ganondorf! Shall we begin?

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ZeldaQueen: Part two of this chapter! Thank God we're nearly done, I'm losing the will to live!

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks and welcome to more boring smut My Inner Life! Unfortunately, we will not be joined by Link, Midna, or Ganondorf this time around. You see, Link caught wind of what's going to be happening for about three quarters of this chapter and made it very clear that he had no wish to read it, nor to let any other canon Legend of Zelda characters do so. So it's just me and a guest sporker - Southern Gaelic! So let's get started!

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ZeldaQueen: Well folks, as you all may recall, Dark Link was killed in an extremely improbable though predictable use of deus ex machina, by way of the Sue setting herself alight and burning him up. Now as you know, I'm saving all ranting for this chapter, since this is the chapter were it's all properly explained. Midna and Ganondorf are still here and they've helped me tie Link to a chair, since we're fairly sure that the contents of this chapter will send him into a frothing rage. So, time to get started!

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ZeldaQueen: Well everyone, this is it - the big show down with Dark Link. Plus, there's only four more chapters until this thing is done!

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks! Remember how annoying Jenna's been about being pregnant? Well...strap in!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, I'm back and so is Link and we've got more of the epic sucky mediocre tale of Jenna. I won't lie to you folks, this chapter and the next one or two really steam my clams. I mean, I know we just had the God-awful sex and all, but there's going to be a lot of insane entitlement here and that's what I really hate in this

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ZeldaQueen: Well, time's a-wasting so we'd best get started! Time to put an end to this horrendous ritual chapter, once and for all!

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And...here it is, ladies and gentlemen! Yet more of the abomination that is Jenna. Hope you've got your brain bleach, for this is a terrible one. To try to ease the pain, I'll be providing some doses of "aw" along the way. Enjoy!

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ZeldaQueen: Hello, dear viewers! Time for yet another update. Remember all that blathering that we've been having from the Sue and everyone else about how she's going to have children with Link and how they're going to be such beautiful and strong babies, yadda yadda yadda? Well...it's going to get a lot worse

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ZeldaQueen: Well, we're just speeding along and we haven't had Sue-fawning for some time so that's pretty much what this chapter's for. Hooray.

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ZeldaQueen: Let's see, where were we? Ah yes, the Sue had just jumped Link while they were on their honeymoon. Right, back to the sporking!

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ZeldaQueen: Not much to say for this folks, except that we have an entire chapter with an excuse for the Sue to sex Link up. God save us all.

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