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As those of you who follow [livejournal.com profile] das_sporking may have noticed, I recently posted a table of contents there for a sporking of Hush, Hush. For those of you who haven't seen it and for anyone else curious, yes, this means that I will be rebooting the sporking of that book. I had been debating on it for some time, and decided to do so for two reasons:

  1. In hindsight, it occurred to me that my first sporking wasn't as complete as it could have been. And, after all, I'd hate to deny anyone the squicky wonder that is Hush, Hush.

  2. Ket, in a complete and utter rage over the amount of myth!fail, asked for a chance to join me in having at it.

It was pretty much Ket's offer that was the tipping point here. I read her sporkings with Gehayi of Fifty Shades of Grey, and was glad for her help. So we decided to dive on in.

So, where does this leave my Crescendo sporking? Unfortunately, that one's going to be shelved for the time being. To everyone waiting for that to update, I'm really, really sorry. I was trying to muscle through it, and it's gotten to the point where it's so damned dull that I was worried I was missing too much and not being sufficiently snarky. Fear not though, dear Viewers! When Ket and I finish with Hush, Hush, we'll move on to the rest of the series. So worry not, Crescendo and the sequels will be sporked. It'll just be a bit, so please hang tight.

Hopefully the wait won't be too bad though, because you'll have the shiny new Hush, Hush sporking to follow along with! Besides new insight provided by the ever-reliable Ket, there will be new counts, new rages, and new points to bring up. So even if you read the previous sporking, there's going to be plenty of new stuff to keep you entertained!

Finally, I realize that I have been focusing mostly on updating my sporkings at [livejournal.com profile] das_sporking. I also know that I have readers here who aren't a member of the comm, who I've been neglecting. For everyone here, I do hope to begin Chosen soon, however that's going to wait until I have a few of my current sporking projects finished. I'm currently working on... *counts* two more, not counting Hush, Hush, with another due to start soon and several more set to follow, so things are a little tight. So until that sporking begins, I will be posting the Hush, Hush: Redux sporking here, as well as at [livejournal.com profile] das_sporking. That way, people don't have to follow along at the comm if they don't want to, my journal will get some updates, and people who just like to hang out at the Realm will be able to easily get alerts (and for those wondering, I will be editing the Redux TOC to the same post as the original one, so just go there to check on it).

On one final note, I mentioned this at the comm, but I'll be gone for pretty much the entirety of next week (June 22 - 28th) for a vacation. I'll have my laptop, but I'm not sure what sort of internet service I'll have access to. So if anyone needs to get in touch with me, I'm likely not going to be able to respond until next weekend. Terribly sorry if something incredibly urgent has come up, but that's how it is. ^^;

Anywho, let me know if there are any questions about this all, and hope you enjoy the upcoming events!
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ZeldaQueen: And now, it is time for us to honor everyone who used the spite to fight against canon. Here we go!

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ZeldaQueen: So. We've trekked through the story itself, the acknowledgements, the jacket summary, and now it's time for the last bit of fail - Fitzpatrick's account of how she hatched this stinker of a fail tale. We all ready?

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ZeldaQueen: So, we've gone through the story, and now it's time for one last test. We get to look at the book summary and see if we get an accurate representation of what it's about. Everyone ready?

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ZeldaQueen: Well, no wank fantasy is complete without the Suethor thanking her adoring public, so let's get to sporking that!

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ZeldaQueen: Are you guys ready to put this thing to rest? I know I am!

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ZeldaQueen: This is it! Second-to-last chapter of this horrible story! This is it! ARE. YOU. READY. TO. RUUUUUMBLE???

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ZeldaQueen: In which Nora demonstrates how she has no survival skills. Also, a belated happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] alexfuji_18 and [livejournal.com profile] lasalle28!

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ZeldaQueen: Alrighty everyone, nearly to the end of this baby! Let's keep swimming!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, this is it! Part two of this horrible, horrible chapter. I have no idea what was running through Fitzpatrick's head when she wrote this. Maybe she noticed that the last few chapters weren't creepy enough and she needed to resolve that. I don't know. Let's just get this over and done with

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ZeldaQueen: Rejoice, ladies and gents, for we are very nearly done with this POS. We must keep moving through this series because the third book has come out and reading the prologue, it does nothing but increase my desire to kill Patch. Also, according to an interview, there's a fourth book in this series coming out, so joy. Lord.

Also, a belated happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] watermage100!


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ZeldaQueen: In which we get more angel mythology, and it still makes little sense

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ZeldaQueen: ...Let's just get this over with.

Also. Before we begin, please be aware that this chapter depicts actions which depict acts of abuse, dominance, and near-rape. If this will potentially act as a trigger, please proceed with caution or skip the chapter entirely.


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ZeldaQueen: People! Hello! This chapter...this chapter is going to be bad. I mean, really bad. This is basically the pinnacle, the midpoint of all this book's fuckwittery, and by god it's terrifying. You remember how I have been omniously commenting about how things should be remembered for later and how it's going to get worse? Yeah, this is the chapter I've been alluding to all of those times. So. Because of this, I'm splitting the chapter into two parts. And should you need respite from the horrible taste that this chapter will undoubtedly leave in your mouth, I highly recommend [livejournal.com profile] gehayi's wonderful spitefic here

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ZeldaQueen: Well. We left off when things were getting really batshit, so I shouldn't leave you hanging, huh? Oh, and folks? I've begun reading the sequel, Crescendo. I'm just a few chapters in and...um...we're all in for a treat

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