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ZeldaQueen: Time to continue with this insanity, as we watch Nora try (and fail) to logic her way through things.

As a note - because of length issues, I had to move the start of this sporking to the end of Part 1 here. If you read Part 1 before this, please, please go back and read the end of it again.

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ZeldaQueen: And now for a chapter that somehow manages to feel entirely pointless, even though it supposedly involves Nora making a breakthrough. Also, warnings - this chapter has it made clear that Nora is aware Patch stalks her, but doesn't care.

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Hey, folks! ZeldaQueen here, and I have a few things to update you all about.

As you may have noticed, I've got the Crescendo sporking up and running again! I'm afraid I've been neglecting it between my other sporkings and the holiday rush at work, however it's still ongoing. I've got a few more chapters in the works, so it should chug along nicely now.

As a head's up for folks, the next few chapters of my various sporkings may be a little different in terms of font and such. The reason for that is because I'll be doing most of them in a Word document on my netbook, since it's easiest for me to get stuff done during the commute to and from work. Somehow, when I get home, I'm too exhausted to focus and get anything sporked. So I plan to seize the free time I have while out during the day and get that done. Hopefully a slight change in font isn't a bad trade-off for sporkings being a bit more regular, but if it ever gets too difficult to read or if the spacing is wonky, please let me know! I'll do what I can to adjust it.

I've been falling a bit behind on answering things and getting stuff done in general, I'm afraid. There is a pretty exciting reason, though - my city's con is going to be in a week or so, and I'll be running my first panel! And it's a topic that sporking has well-prepared me for - terrible fanfiction sex scenes! *cheers* I have chosen a number of scenes that I think are suitably shocking, while not so terrible that they'd send the readers running for the hills. Should be fun.

For those of you following along with the Ghost Trick Musical Project, we're about caught up with the beta recordings. We still need someone to sing for Dandy though, if there are any tenors interested in doing so for fun. We are in need of more composers interested in helping us get more of the songs finished, though, so if there are any music-makers in our midst, feel free to help out! After the con is over, I'm also going to get things moving for the auditions of non-singing parts and singing parts that are ready to go, so keep your eyes open on the site if you're interested in that!

Finally, I'm not sure how many folks here are also on [livejournal.com profile] das_sporking, but due to a recent temporary shutdown of the comm, all sporkings I'm doing over there will be on hiatus. I'm really sorry about this. The whole thing is incredibly disappointing and I'm very sorry it had to happen. To everyone worried that the comm will be deleted, however, rest assured that is not happening. Mervin is simply taking a leave to cool down. She, Ket, Gehayi, and I will be sitting down and figuring out what renovations are needed. Once that's taken care of, things should start moving again.

Everyone, thank you so much for your patience! Over here it's still full steam ahead with Crescendo, hopefully followed by Chosen (and boy howdy, does that need a sporking!) so hope you all hang around and have fun!

~ ZeldaQueen
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ZeldaQueen: *cheerfully* Well, it's certainly been some time, hasn't it? How about we continue on, through the never-ending fail?
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ZeldaQueen: And we’re back, ladies and gentlemen! Sorry for the delay, but this chapter is just bad. Have a snack and drink of choice on hand because…lordy!

WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER! Besides Nora being excessively humiliated (seriously, why does Fitzpatrick do that constantly to her?), we have her contemplating suicide at the very beginning here! Please, proceed with caution!

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ZeldaQueen: Finally, we lay this dreadful chapter to rest! Be warned - this section gives us Patch being a manipulative bastard and Nora being at her most spineless.
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ZeldaQueen: Another two-parter, because this chapter is killing me with the stupid.

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ZeldaQueen: In which we see that, like with underpants, Fitzpatrick has no clue how police officers work

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ZeldaQueen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! For this year's Halloween sporking (yes, yes, it's very late, please don't kill me!), I shall be offering up our next sporking of Crescendo. Plenty scary enough, I'd say. It's up to you to decide if it's a trick or treat.

Also, as a warning, several NSFW pictures will be shown in this sporking, mainly to demonstrate that Fitzpatrick has no idea how underpants work.


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ZeldaQueen: Sorry for the vanishing act there, people. Plenty more stupidity ahead, though!

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ZeldaQueen: In which Nora's common sense appears to be in the negative double digits


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ZeldaQueen: Omph. So sorry I dropped off of the map there, ladies and gentlemen. Shall we continue?

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ZeldaQueen: I hope you guys have plenty of booze on hand, because this chapter is just bad.

Also, a happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] arpeggio513!



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 ZeldaQueen: I'm very sorry for how slow things have been. Hopefully things can move a little quicker now, updates-wise. I would certainly hate to deprive you all of this stupidity.

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ZeldaQueen: In which dinner is served and Nora continues to be a bitch.

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