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ZeldaQueen: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS AN UNDERAGE GIRL PULLING OFF HER BROTHER'S UNDERPANTS AND EXPOSING HIS JUNK TO THE WORLD, WHILE LAUGHING AT HIS MISFORTUNE! IT ALSO CONTAINS A DIFFERENT UNDERAGE GIRL GIVING SAID BROTHER A BLOWJOB! DON'T READ THIS IF SHARP IMPLEMENTS ARE AROUND!

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ZeldaQueen: Omph. So sorry I dropped off of the map there, ladies and gentlemen. Shall we continue?

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ZeldaQueen: Right. I apologize for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. I've just been really tired as of late and the thought of facing this evil thing has been quite unappealing. Still, faith and fight onward, right?

Before we begin, there are two more wonderful spitefics which everyone ought to read. The first is by [livejournal.com profile] gehayi, and is very informative on the laws regarding stalking and how screwed poor Nora is. The second is by winki_pop and has the principle show up and put both the Coach and Patch in their places

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ZeldaQueen: In which the plot shows up, drunk out of its mind and staggering

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ZeldaQueen: Alrighty, time we got to the infamous House of Night. Also, someone with sense created an It Just Bugs Me page for Hogwarts Exposed, so all tropers, feel free to contribute!

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ZeldaQueen: I have to say, I'm rather confuzzled on the order of events here. Apparently they've gone to Tortuga for no reason at all, before heading back out to sea? I don't know

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ZeldaQueen: Well, after that rather...memorable last chapter, we're nearing the end. Nearly the Last Hurrah, everyone!

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ZeldaQueen: Howdy-do, folks! Sorry for how slow I'm going for the sucky second life of Bree, but for some reason the spork of inspiration won't impale me. So to jog my creative juices, I shall be providing you all with the angstings of Mr. Harry Jerk Sue Potter. And boy oh boy is he a bucket of fun here. That thing about Ginny at the beginning? That's getting resolved here. As is Pettigrew. Strap in.

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ZeldaQueen: Who wants hijinks? I bet you do! Well, you aren't going to get any, but there's always what Stouffer thinks passes for hijinks!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, I still have this popcorn and Dove chocolates to get me through this chapter and the next one. *whimpers* Hang in there, girl!

Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...


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