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ZeldaQueen: So yeah, this book is split into three parts, for some reason. I have nary a clue why. Technically the book resets the chapters after each part begins (so the first chapter in the second part is Chapter 1 instead of Chapter 5), but because that's needlessly confusing, I'll just be counting the chapters as they go.
An Entire Chapter Of Nothing, Shoot Me Now! )
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Raxis: Hello peeps, I'm back for another go with Queeny! :D

ZeldaQueen: Glad to have you, Raxis! *to the viewers* Folks, you all remember Neil. How could you not? Hogwarts Exposed can only be forgotten through heavy drinking coupled with a lobotomy.

Raxis: I'm not sure that's sufficient.

ZeldaQueen: Possibly the best we could do. In any case, we sang Halle-hallelueh, Neil had gone away for some time. Unfortunately, he's back. And this time, he worte some original fiction.

Raxis: Dear god, no. How does it compare with Hogwarts Exposed? I've never actually read this thing before; is it worse?

ZeldaQueen: What sort of a question is that? He no longer has Harry Potter canon to mask his blatant fetishes and pedophila with. Of COURSE it's worse!

Raxis: Aww, shit, you're right. Hey, anyone mind going into Fire Emblem or something so we can ask the Demon King to munch Neil's soul?


ZeldaQueen: It would likely give him indigestion. So, let us instead spork it! For your enjoyment pleasure eye-gouging  -
Raxis: Hah, the only one in any sort of enjoyment is that piece of slime who wrote this.

ZeldaQueen: - We give you The Gang!

Raxis: That's the name?

ZeldaQueen: Yes. Doesn't it just sound like a happy children's-block show?

Raxis: Depressingly, yes.

ZeldaQueen: :D Let's get started!



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ZeldaQueen: Posting early today, because tomorrow is the day there will be an "internet black-out" to protest SOPA and PIPA. So everyone knows, a long list of websites, including Google, Wikipedia, Mozilla, all icanhazcheezeburger sites, and Wordpress. For a full list, and an impressive list of links to the specific times and announcements, please check out this post, at [livejournal.com profile] gehayi's journal.


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ZeldaQueen: Well, this story wastes no time in being infuriating, so let's waste no time in sporking it!

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ZeldaQueen: Hey-howdy everyone! Special treat today - we're going to have our first-ever sporking of a Narnia Sue! I've braved the Pit of Voles to find some and mother of God, are there a lot! I decided to start with this one, mainly because the Suethor is, and I wish this was an exaggeration, almost a perfect clone of Link's Queen, from shoehorning herself into the world with the grace of Winnie the Pooh exiting a rabbit hole to the speech anachronisms. So really, we're in for a treat!

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ZeldaQueen: Well folks, I've procrastinated for long enough. Time to slay the two-headed monster that is Gethesemane's Kate Sparrow series. Prepare yourself for canon bastardization that would make Keiran Halcyon shake his head! Marvel as Gethesemane uses her avatar to bash and ignore canon strong women, while expecting us to believe that her own is better! Vomit in disgust as Calypso makes a complete 180 in her characterization in the name of the Suethor's perverse sexual lust!

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ZeldaQueen: Alright! Let's get started on this thing! *cracks knuckles*

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ZeldaQueen: Hello thar folks! Still chiseling away at Child of Grace, but then I found this POS and just had to jump in on it. I have no idea what the suethor was going for with it, but she seems to be serious so away we go!

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Projection Room Voices: Are you...quite prepared for this? You haven't finished your first assignment yet. To take on a second, and one such as this...

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ZeldaQueen: Well, ladies and gentlemen, if I had a nickle for every time someone complained about the Deathly Hallows epilogue, I'd...well I'd be a rich woman, that's for certain. And about eighty percent of the time, people use the epilogue as a reason to whine about how mean Rowling is, how she only put it there just to spoil the fun of shippers who wanted to continue to remain delusional about who Harry ended up with (I've heard much the same argument about her putting pictures of girls in Sirius's room). I've maintained the viewpoint that it's hardly like these shippers let things like canon get in their way and sure enough, writers do manage to find ways to "fix" things up. And lo, one such writer - DisobedienceWriter - has brought us this piece of work. It's got Ginny-hate aplenty as well as an extraordinarily nasty and dark Harry. So without further ado, let us begin!

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Projection Room Voices: Alright, ready to start?

ZeldaQueen: Bring it!



Chapter 1 - Engaged


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