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ZeldaQueen: Time to continue with this insanity, as we watch Nora try (and fail) to logic her way through things.

As a note - because of length issues, I had to move the start of this sporking to the end of Part 1 here. If you read Part 1 before this, please, please go back and read the end of it again.

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ZeldaQueen: And now for a chapter that somehow manages to feel entirely pointless, even though it supposedly involves Nora making a breakthrough. Also, warnings - this chapter has it made clear that Nora is aware Patch stalks her, but doesn't care.

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ZeldaQueen: *cheerfully* Well, it's certainly been some time, hasn't it? How about we continue on, through the never-ending fail?
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ZeldaQueen: And we’re back, ladies and gentlemen! Sorry for the delay, but this chapter is just bad. Have a snack and drink of choice on hand because…lordy!

WARNINGS FOR THIS CHAPTER! Besides Nora being excessively humiliated (seriously, why does Fitzpatrick do that constantly to her?), we have her contemplating suicide at the very beginning here! Please, proceed with caution!

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ZeldaQueen: Last but certainly not least, here are the spite fics of Betrayed!
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ZeldaQueen: And finally, we conclude our journey through Betrayed. Was it any better than its predecessor? Let's take a look!

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ZeldaQueen: Finally, we lay this dreadful chapter to rest! Be warned - this section gives us Patch being a manipulative bastard and Nora being at her most spineless.
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ZeldaQueen: Another two-parter, because this chapter is killing me with the stupid.

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ZeldaQueen: In which we see that, like with underpants, Fitzpatrick has no clue how police officers work

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ZeldaQueen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! For this year's Halloween sporking (yes, yes, it's very late, please don't kill me!), I shall be offering up our next sporking of Crescendo. Plenty scary enough, I'd say. It's up to you to decide if it's a trick or treat.

Also, as a warning, several NSFW pictures will be shown in this sporking, mainly to demonstrate that Fitzpatrick has no idea how underpants work.


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ZeldaQueen: Sorry for the vanishing act there, people. Plenty more stupidity ahead, though!

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ZeldaQueen: In which Nora's common sense appears to be in the negative double digits


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ZeldaQueen: Well, we've had a fine time getting through Betrayed. Well, you know what I mean. Anywho, it's over and it's time to spork the blurb. Ready?


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ZeldaQueen: And lo, we come to the last chapter of Betrayed. Onward, ladies and gents!


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ZeldaQueen: Omph. So sorry I dropped off of the map there, ladies and gentlemen. Shall we continue?

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